For those of us who lack subtly, lay it all out there! March into work with your chest held high and hope your boss gets the message. Or has a sense of humor. Disclaimer: not responsible for any disciplinary action your boss might take if offended.

Step 1. Drink Coffee
Step 2. Go To Work
Step 3. Give Employees A Raise
Step 4. Paid Leave For Everyone!
Step 5. Actually Listen & Care
Step 6. What the Heck was in that Coffee??

Already having a good boss who follows these steps is awesome, and they deserve to know that you appreciate them.